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Six Things for Six Months

October 13, 2016

Well, I survived a whole six months of fatherhood.  Time flies by when you are changing diapers, replacing pacifiers two or seven times per night, researching various infant health concerns on parenting message boards, researching various adult mental health concerns on parenting message boards, and putting all five pieces to a baby bottle together so your child can eat -- to name a few things. 

My wife posted a six month update on her blog last week (you can check it out here).  To celebrate the six month mark I wanted to do something different.  As I described in my initial Dad Things post I am fascinated by the gadgets and gizmos that are available for babies -- and as I mentioned before, you will do (sing songs, read books about animal tails, shush until your lips fall off) and buy anything to survive.  For this post I am sharing six things (one for each month) that I found essential to surviving the first six months of fatherhood.  

1.   One Month.  Fisher-Price, Newborn Auto Rock-N-Play Sleeper

Like most expecting parents, before the baby was born we went furniture shopping.  Crib, dresser, nightstand, glider -- the works.  We had to have a theme because apparently mommies on Pinterest said so (Dylan's room is a book theme).  The baby is born and a remarkable thing occurs -- the baby doesn't sleep in her room (or sleep at all).  Enter the Rock-N-Play.  Yes, this life saving rocking machine that plays white noise lulls most babies to sleep in the early weeks of their existence on planet Earth.  In addition to white noise, the rocker plays other musical lullabies as well as automatically "rocks" back and forth.  You can set the Rock-N-Play for a specific time (30 minute intervals) to shut off.  It's a lovely item.  Thank you to Mr. Fisher and Mr. Price.  You are kind.

2.  Two Months.  Dr. Brown's Formula Mixing Pitcher

Baby formula comes in a variety of brands, stomach intensity levels, GMO, Non-GMO, etc.  You can buy premixed formula, powders, to-go bottles, jugs, etc.  If you are like us, and buy the powder, you understand that trying to make each individual bottle is quite tedious.  Trying to calculate the amount of scoops for a 3.75 oz bottle (which requires putting together five different parts per bottle) is not easy when you are running on fumes.  Enter Dr. Brown's Formula Mixing Pitcher.  Here, Dr. Brown realized that by producing a pitcher that parents can fill with a days worth of formula which mixes the formula with a unique blade system that ensures no clumps in the bottles, he will have saved the world.  Yes, yes, he did.  If you are on the formula plan with your child, check this pitcher out. 

3.  Three Months.  BABYBJORN Bouncer Balance Soft

There comes a time as a new parent where you are faced with a dilemma:  You need to go to the bathroom, take a shower, get dressed (you get the point) but you have a baby -- that can not be left alone.  Rather than put the baby on the floor alone and dash off quickly to handle your business convincing yourself that it will only take a minute, you can place your child safely in the comfortable BABYBJORN Bouncer Balance Soft Chair.  The chair is lightweight and extremely portable -- which makes it great for carrying it around your house or on-the-go.  The chair bounces with the baby's movement -- which sometimes can lull the little one to sleep (a bonus feature).  

4.  Four Months.  Jellycat Softbooks, Jungly Tails

I previously wrote about this "novel" on the blog, however, it has been such an essential item, I felt the need to share it again.   This book has it all:  

  • It's a book about animals' tails.  
  • It's soft so when your child starts chewing on it or slamming it up and down it has a lower likelihood of causing injury
  • It makes a crinkly noise
  • It's colorful

Jellycat makes a variety of other books in this series including Pony Tails, Puppy Tails, and Dino Tails.  

5.  Five Months.  MAM Orthodontic Glow in the Dark Pacifiers

Babies suck.  And when they do they need a pacifier.  The problem with the dozen pacifiers you grabbed from the hospital before getting discharged is that they are difficult for your child to find (and grab) in the crib after falling out of their mouth seven or eight times a night.  Around the five month mark is when Dylan started being able to put the pacifier into her own mouth.  It makes it even easier for her (and us) when the pacifier glows in her crib so she can easily locate it to return it to her mouth.  This is where the nifty MAM pacifier comes in.  Sure they have other benefits but most importantly -- they glow-in-the-dark -- so if I have to enter the dark abyss (the nursery) to locate the pacifier to soothe the baby -- I can easily find it.  Thank you, MAM.

6.  Six Months.  Baby Brezza Glass Food Maker

After months of eating the same thing every day, Dylan graduated to "solid" foods.  I assumed that when Dylan was ready for solid food, we would go to the grocery store and purchase some of jarred baby food.  Well, now parents around the world are doing the unthinkable -- making food for their babies.  Finding the time to make food for yourself can often be a challenge.  Add the chopping, dicing, peeling, steaming, blending, cleaning to make some baby food to your schedule and you start having a nervous breakdown.  We recently purchased the Baby Brezza Glass Food Maker.  Many reviewers will tell you that this contraption is a glorified food processor with the word "baby" on it.  While those reviewers are technically right, however, this processor also steams the food in the blender.  After you have prepped the fruits or vegetables all that is left to do is drop it in the glass bowl to steam and blend.  The key is ONE BOWL.  This makes cleaning up less of a chore. 


Of course there are other gadgets. gizmos, and products that have been essential to my six month journey, but I created a gimmick -- 6 things for 6 months -- and I had to stick to it.  

On to the next six months.  

In Dad Things Tags BABYBJORN, parenthood, fatherhood, dad, das, daddy, daughter, MAM, Rock N Play, Dr. Brown's Formula Pitcher, baby, babies, kids, Jungly Tails, Baby Brezza, Jellycat
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Dad weirdness

September 8, 2016

Shit gets weird when you become a new parent.  

I wish there was a chapter explaining the weirdness and oddities that occur on the parenting journey in the dozens of books my wife gave me grief about not reading.  The closest thing is Phil's-Osophy which unfortunately for us dads, is a fictional book by one of the greatest dads out there - Phil Dunphey.  Below are 5 examples of how shit gets weird. 

1.   Every object is a "Mr."  Mr. Fan, Mr. Light, Mr. Happyface painting, Mr. Penguin.   For whatever reason, when I am describing something to my daughter or pointing out something to her the object becomes a person with a prefix.  

2.   Conversations in Questions.  Some of you may be use to this when you are trying to decide what to do for dinner (i.e. The what do you want to eat, I don't care, what do you want to eat conversation), but it is elevated during new parenthood.  

 Me: Should we feed her?
Wife: Did you look at the app?
Me: What app?  
Wife:  When did we feed her last?
Me: Should I just give her the pacifier?  

This mode of communication would be great if we were on Jeopardy! instead of actually being in jeopardy. 

3.  All Rhyme; No Reason.  For some reason I suddenly feel the need to be mother goose and make a nursery rhyme out of my sentences.  For example, if my daughter looks like she is enjoying her food I'll say "yummy yummy in my tummy tummy." Why? Why do I need to say that? 

4.  DJ Dad.  If you have read prior posts you may know that I am a listener of rock music - some of which is labeled with a parental advisory mark. Now I am "spinning" every morning at 6:30 am some of the top children's music from the 80s, 90s, 00s and today.  I also spin classical music because science has proven that if you play Mozart or Beethoven enough that your child is less likely to join a gang. 

5.  Story time.  Children's books are pretty much all the same:  There are a bunch of animals, they make a noise of some sort, and at the end a baby appears.  So daddy is left with a choice - make the animal noises in the same voice or create a slightly different voice for each animal. Because you don't want to disappoint your family and so your child will get into college you attempt different voices.  

In all seriousness, you should check out the book Jungly Tails.  It will likely bring happiness to your child's life.  If it doesn't, well, I'm sorry.

To recap:

  • Your ceiling fan is transformed from an ordinary fan to Mr. Fan
  • Conversations turn into a nightmarish game of 20 Questions.
  • You become Mother Goose.
  • You create mixes that include Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and Itsy Bitsy Spider.
  • You read stories about animals in different animal voices.

PARENTING GETS WEIRD! 

 

 

 

In Dad Things Tags Modern Family, Phil Dunphy, Phils-Osophy, Dad, Daddy, Parenthood, Jungly Tails, story time, baby, infant, family, children's books
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